Sometimes when I pass a woman, and I turn to check out her derrière, her derrière is putting on a bit of a show.
I took some photos of an old lady gawking judgmentally at a young woman in a short skirt. Then I wrote what her eyes were saying.
Few things are more disappointing to a sharp gentleman than a pretty woman who has no clue about culture and world affairs.
I have known women who will avoid looking at a guy because he’s too handsome; then avoid looking at another guy because he’s too ugly.
HEY MOMS, if your adult sons are trying to get laid on Saturday nights, that’s a good thing. You should be doing the same thing.
Words you would have been better off not hearing, from the world’s greatest luffer. THE Latin Luffer. Take notes from the master.
Ladies, if a man doesn’t appreciate you, he may not be smart enough. Are you smart enough to appreciate that?
Some men go out for hamburger when they can have steak at home. Me? Quality meat arrives on my doorstep and begs to be let in. Like a dog.
I luff to rub my face on a furry cat. It’s so soft and warm. And she purrs like a thunder storm. Even after I cough up a fur ball.