The lighter side of sex.religion.politics. And who doesn’t need a laugh these days? Especially in America, where moral outrage is almost as popular as guns.
Today’s Lesson: Before you join a Church Of God, make sure you know which one Jesus is coming back for; because otherwise, you’re gonna be shit outta luck.
CELLPHONE ZOMBIES: Who doesn’t love the Lord’s Prayer? The Serenity Prayer? The Prayer Of Surrender? Complete your faith now with . . . the Asshole’s Prayer.
I can’t date a narcissist. You see, promoting the illusion of my own importance to my many imaginary fans takes up all my time.
What’s your Native American Name? It might be something really lovely and inspiring. Something you can be proud to repeat. Or . . .
Today’s Inappropriate Humor: Be sure to share this with your family, at work, at church, with Republicans, Mormons . . . you get the picture.
Hey, wait a minute! Sell all I have and follow you . . . where? Can I see the place before I make up my mind?
If you’ve ever worked for a guy who should have been an interrogator at Guantanamo, or a third-world dictator, then this bartender joke is for you.